Fuck All
By Matthew Damon (contemporary)
Rating: 80

The Author
By Hillary DePiano (dark humor)
Rating: 91

Rating Key

90 - 100 Diamond in the rough
80 - 89 Pretty good
70 - 79 Better than average
60 - 69 Average
50 - 59 Below average
30 - 49 Oh dear
Under 30 For family members only