The Recaps Are On Permanent Hiatus

Bye! These recaps were done before the burst of online video services such as YouTube, Dailymotion, and more.

Now that these services are here to stay, recaps of music videos have become irrelevant, unfortunately.

This section, therefore, is no longer updated. But you can still read the recaps, of course!

Music Video Recaps

Everytime (2004)
Music Video Recap
Exclusive scoop: Stephen Dorff dumps Britney Spears for me and she gets really depressed. Read all about the gory details about Britters' sorry love life here!

Me Against Madonna (2003)
MadTV Parody Recap
Let MadTV reveals the real reason why Madonna and Britney decide to pose as lesbians. Oh, Madonna, what happened to you?

Dirrty (2002)
Music Video Recap
The gloriously trashy Queen of This Section of the Website is back. This is Christina Aguilera's visual and very colorful, if greasy, middle finger to the world. Oh, those chaps! Admit it, you want one too.

Lady Marmalade (2002)
Music Video Recap
Ugly, Uglier, Ugliest, and Hideously Ugly take the stage to hump the love around. Voulez vous coucher avec moi indeed.

Walking On Broken Glass (1992)
Music Video Recap
With a little help from John Malkovich and Hugh Laurie, Annie Lennox demonstrates that she is the most dangerous liaison in this sad yet hilarious masterpiece of musical adroitness.