Newest Movie Reviews

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Genre: Action This is easily the most entertaining absolutely horrible movie I've seen in a while. All those explosions and eye candies! Rating: 81

Meet The Spartans (2008) Genre: Comedy How could a parody of a material rife with homoerotic elements, racist undercurrents, and over the top machismo be so lifeless? Rating: 16

Recent Movie Reviews

The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Action/fantasy
Rating: 60

The Bunker (2001)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 53

Severance (2006)
Genre: Slasher
Rating: 70

Land Of The Dead (2005)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 74

Grave Encounters (2011)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 55

The Devil's Tomb (2009)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 41

Black Death (2010)
Genre: Historical thriller
Rating: 85

Alex Cross (2012)
Genre: Thriller
Rating: 44

Hick (2011)
Genre: Drama
Rating: 76

Bunraku (2010)
Genre: Action/fantasy
Rating: 53

Les Misérables (2012)
Genre: Musical historical drama
Rating: 84

Rating Key

90 - 100 Smashing good!
80 - 89 Worth the ticket price
70 - 79 Flawed but watchable
60 - 69 Wait for matinee
50 - 59 Wait for video
30 - 49 Borrow the video from a friend
Under 30 Don't bother