Newest Movie Reviews

Legion (2010) Genre: Action horror Ta-da! Our cool as ice angel Michael has arrived to save Bastard the Wonder Child from being killed by God's angels. I think I liked this movie better when it was called The Terminator. Rating: 73

Jennifer's Body (2009) Genre: Horror It's not a good horror movie, and it's not a good comedy either. It's hard to be an empowering feminist horror movie when this movie makes Katy Perry's songs seem smart by comparison. Rating: 71

Recent Movie Reviews

The Imaginarium Of Dr Parnassus (2009)
Genre: Fantasy drama
Rating: 79

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Genre: Historical action
Rating: 80

Avatar (2009)
Genre: Sci-fi action
Rating: 62

The Storm Warriors (Cantonese) (2009)
Genre: Historical action fantasy
Rating: 48

Animals (2008)
Genre: Supernatural thriller
Rating: 41

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Genre: Romantic fantasy
Rating: 58

2012 (2009)
Genre: Disaster flick
Rating: 47

The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)
Genre: Paranormal romantic drama
Rating: 57

Doomsday (2008)
Genre: Sci-fi action
Rating: 70

Pandorum (2009)
Genre: Sci-fi horror
Rating: 73

Trick 'r Treat (2009)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 90

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)
Genre: Romantic comedy
Rating: 13

Killer Movie (2009)
Genre: Thriller
Rating: 70

G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Genre: Action
Rating: 16

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Genre: Action/fantasy
Rating: 78

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 55

Feast (2005)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 86

Hatchet (2006)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 59

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Genre: Action fantasy
Rating: 73

Rating Key

90 - 100 Smashing good!
80 - 89 Worth the ticket price
70 - 79 Flawed but watchable
60 - 69 Wait for matinee
50 - 59 Wait for video
30 - 49 Borrow the video from a friend
Under 30 Don't bother