Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
This is why you don’t do demonic woo-woo on live TV.
Hot, loaded, toxic POS. Guess the hero is too gay for the Modern line?
Bet you can’t tell from the cover that the story is set in India.
It’s so nice for the idiot heroine to just let the hero do all the thinking and weight-pulling here!
Money isn’t everything, but heaven forbid the heroine puts out to any bloke that isn’t a billionaire!
Can someone please give Frank Grillo a halfway decent role?
Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.
The cover has me thinking John Wick, but it’s more of a lame di… er, duck.
Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.